You Know if You are Pregnant

There are some things in life that occur unmistakably during the nine months of pregnancy, as a result we thought we would take a fun look at, you know you are pregnant when...

• You absolutely know you're pregnant when your parents/grandparents start knitting with such a venom, you wonder whether suspect you of expecting triplets.
  
  
• Strangers start coming up to you in the street and ask whether it is a boy or girl and try to touch your belly.
  
  
• The invitations to nights out and long lunch time sessions start to dry up as friends and colleagues assume you are no longer capable of having a good time.
  
  
• Your local bus or train route suddenly decides to remove two carriages meaning that more people are expected to stand for the whole duration of their hour commute into the city.
  
  
• You brighter and more popular elder sister announces to the world that she is pregnant with your parents first grandchildren, even though she is only 6 weeks gone and you're close to 11.
  
  
• The life in your twelve storey apartment block is damaged and will not be replaced for another twelve months as budgets are short.
  
  
• The unusual name for your child you've been thinking about since you were young was just used by a famous celebrity for their child, there is no way you can use it now!
  
  
• Your favourite soap opera has just introduced a new character with your second choice in names, unfortunately this person is dislikeable and dishonest another reason not to use that name!