Symptoms of Early Pregnancy

Most of the symptoms of early pregnancy are well known. Certainly if you're a regular visitor to our site, we're confident that we've provided detailed information about all of the different symptoms of early pregnancy. So we thought that it was about time we bought some humor to the proceedings, with our list of pregnancy related jokes. Which if you think about it, jokes and humor is often one of the symptoms of early pregnancy anyway.

Symptoms of early pregnancy - Name that child in one

One of my favorite stories is about a rather unfortunate pregnant lady who was involved in a car crash and was in a coma for 6 months. When she eventually awoke, she was most worried about what had happened to her bump. The doctors told her not too worry and congratulated her on having twins. They went on to explain that her brother and his family were looking after them and that he had even named the twins.

Oh my, thought the women. Her brother had named her twins? She was very worried now as her brother was one sandwich short of a picnic. She asked the doctor for the names of her babies.

"Well" Said the Doctor. "The girl is called Denise"

Oh, that's ok, thought the woman.

".and the boy is called denephew"

Symptoms of early pregnancy - Can we still have whoopee?

Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who was having her regular check up with her doctor? When the examination had finished, she coughed nervously and looked at her doctor.

"Um. Doctor, my husband has um, would like to know, um.. If, you know..if I can still.."

The doctor sensing the woman's embarrassment interrupted. "Don't worry miss, intercourse with your husband is perfectly fine and safe until the latter stages of pregnancy."

"Oh doctor" said the woman coyly. "That is nice to know, but he wanted to know if I can still wash the car and mend the fence."

What not to say, tips for your men folk

We know that some men can be extremely sensitive and supportive when we show the symptoms of early pregnancy. Others can be a little less thoughtful though, if you're worried about what your man might say, cut out and leave the following details somewhere for him read, it is titled what not to say to a pregnant woman.

"I really like my secretary's name, can we use it for the baby?"

"Wow, you've put on more weight that I thought you would"

"Ah, did you know that junior is due on the same day as the cup final. Do you think your mum will be able to take you to the hospital?"

"Let's watch Baywatch"

"When you've finished being sick, would you mind getting me a cup of tea"

"Are you sure it's just one baby in their love?

So, just in case you've still got the attention of the men, unlikely we know. The best piece of advice we can give them is to learn this sentence and use it regularly.

Darling, you look absolutely wonderful.